HAPPY BIRTHDAY Budget Act

This bill prohibits federal funding for military parades in Washington D.C. primarily intended to celebrate a person's birthday, specifically referencing President Trump's 79th birthday on June 14, 2025 (coinciding with Army Day). It cites concerns about excessive costs ($92 million to military, $21 million in public safety expenses), potential damage to city infrastructure, and the lack of reimbursement for local costs. The bill encourages alternative birthday celebrations (like cake or golf) and humorously notes Congress extends birthday wishes via USPS, while affirming public funds should serve national well-being, not personal glorification.